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You were the jerk who smashed in the window of the rental car in ‘Iao. Were ya havin’ a bad day? Needed to bust something up? Because there was clearly nothing – N-O-T-H-I-N-G –
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By ANONYMOUS Dear Mr. Yoked-out-on-roids furniture store owner: My husband and I were outside when you came out of your store and started dropping F-bombs at us because you didn’t like the way we had
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To the woman who was staring me down in front of my two young children in the Maui Mall parking lot: go to some anger management classes. There was no need for that, especially
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To the thief who stole my tablet outside Maui Coffee Roasters: please do what’s pono and turn it back in as lost. No questions asked. I’m a single mama with few possessions, and that
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Have you ever heard of personal space? My husband, son and I were down the street from our house watching the sunset. We were the first to arrive, so we grabbed a prime spot
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Eh Rental Car Window Smashing Jerk!
You were the jerk who smashed in the window of the rental car in ‘Iao. Were ya havin’ a bad day? Needed to bust something up? Because there was clearly nothing – N-O-T-H-I-N-G –
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Eh Angry Furniture Store Owner!
By ANONYMOUS Dear Mr. Yoked-out-on-roids furniture store owner: My husband and I were outside when you came out of your store and started dropping F-bombs at us because you didn’t like the way we had
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Eh Angry Woman In The Maui Mall Parking Lot!
To the woman who was staring me down in front of my two young children in the Maui Mall parking lot: go to some anger management classes. There was no need for that, especially
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Eh Tablet Thief!
To the thief who stole my tablet outside Maui Coffee Roasters: please do what’s pono and turn it back in as lost. No questions asked. I’m a single mama with few possessions, and that
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Stop Invading My Personal Space!
Have you ever heard of personal space? My husband, son and I were down the street from our house watching the sunset. We were the first to arrive, so we grabbed a prime spot
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Eh Soulless Neighbor!
You are a soulless human and I’m willing to bet that all those who know you will agree with me. I learned of your complete lack of soul when you called to lecture me
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Eh Lost Wallet Returner!
I’d like to send a big mahalo to the guy who returned my wallet to me at Mana Foods. Not only did you navigate the chaos of that store to track me down and
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Eh Loud Dog Owner!
Your dog barks every morning around 5am. Yes, Sundays too. This has woken us from a dead sleep for the last six months. Why do you put your dog out just before the garbage
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Eh Bad Bank!
You are really ripping people off here in Hawaii. I put a few thousand dollars in a savings account in your bank. For that, you gave me just 42 cents interest for six month’s
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Eh Junk Truck Guy!
Eh brah: Isn’t it bad enough that you have no self-respect, which you show everyone around you by driving around in the filthiest, run-down truck imaginable? Why do you have to make things worse
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