That was a very close call the other night in front of Lahaina Grill. You clipped my open passenger door, and ended up pulling off a piece of the door. What you don’t know is that my five-week-old daughter was inside the car. You missed her by a mere 12 inches. By the looks of your cheap little sedan, you probably don’t have kids. If you did, I think you’d realize what a dork you are. Please slow down and watch out.
Illustration by Ron Pitts