This goes out to that old fart with the massive sense of entitlement who parks his van in the Baldwin Beach lifeguard spot, while the rest of us respect the law and leave it free for the lifeguards and their emergency vehicles. Oh, and I noticed that right after you let your white, ugly dog crap our beach, you went to Mana Foods and again parked right at the door where the blue lines and “no parking” sign. Have you ever thought of just leaving Maui? Perhaps you might try New York, where they already have plenty of assholes like you. And please take your dog crap with you.
Illustration by Ron Pitts