EH BRAH! seeing red
To the blondish hey-dude kind of guy driving behind me: I saw you flailing your arms because I didn’t run through the red light. Too effing bad! Some of us stick to the rules of the road. I also saw you mouthing off about me to the little kid in the back seat while you had to wait, what, one extra minute? Then you flipped me off when you passed me, again right in front of your kid. Here’s a thought: wake up earlier so you’re not late getting to school (if that’s even where you were going) and above all try to be a good example for your child. Your driving is bad, but your parenting skills really need a tune up.
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