Eh bartender: What’s up with you? How come you won’t serve anyone a Jagermeister even though it’s in the cooler right behind you? We asked for one, but you said no and then treated us like scum while serving the guy down the bar as many Patrons as he could down. Did you think he was cute? Was that it? Whatever–look, how about leaving your issues at the door next time when you go to work?
Illustration by Scrappers