I thought healthy food and drink is supposed to make you feel good but your “healthy” beverage made me sick! An hour after drinking it I had trouble coming out from both ends. But when I called to tell you what happened, you said I was “warned” that it is detoxifying. You even that said several other people complained that it made them sick. Why would you continue to serve a drink that customers complain about? It was not cool having to hide in the bathroom at work for an hour. And your solution to “come back and I’ll make you something yummy” is just crazy. Have you lost your mind? I’d rather eat greasy chicken at the gas station. Here’s to hoping the health food inspector orders your “detox” drink sometime soon. Maybe then you’ll start to listen.
Illustration by Ron Pitts