IN THIS SEASON OF THANKFULNESS, WHAT ARE YOU GRATEFUL FOR?

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AS FOR US, WE’RE HAPPY THAT (1) HAWAII’S STILL PIRANHA-FREE–UNLIKE RUNNER-UP ASSHOLES IN BRAZIL (i.e. ACCORDING TO DANIEL TOSH, SEE BELOW)–AND (2) WE’RE NUMBER ONE!
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“Thousands of flesh-eating piranhas have infested a Brazilian river beach popular with tourists… One of the bathers lost the tip of their toe during a frenzied attack.”
CLICK HERE to read the entire story.
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“Hawaiians are like the blacks of surfing: they’re dark, athletic and way better than whites. They’re certainly the most passionate surfers, and if it wasn’t for Brazilians, they’d be the biggest assholes.” - Daniel Tosh

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