Articles in Eh Brah
Eh Brah: Entitled Old Fart!
This goes out to that old fart with the massive sense of entitlement who parks his van in the Baldwin Beach lifeguard spot, while the rest of us respect the …
Eh Brah! Saved by the TSA!
I bitch about TSA every time, but I gotta thank you, the Maui Airport security guy who recently had the “pleasure” of X-raying my man purse. As I was clearing …
Eh Brah! Locker Room Pigs!
Why is it that every time you guys come into the gym to use the sauna and locker room it’s always a pig sty after you leave? It’s OK if …
Auntie Thieves Strike Maui’s Westside!
Eh brah and aunties: Wow! I knew times were hard, but not that hard. First off, brah–you like to come on my property while my family and I are at …
Eh Brah: Lahaina Salon Thieves!
To the individual or individuals who broke into my beauty salon in Lahaina, let’s hope the shampoo you stole will be put to good use because we know how much …
Give Me Jagermeister or Give Me Death!
Eh bartender: What’s up with you? How come you won’t serve anyone a Jagermeister even though it’s in the cooler right behind you? We asked for one, but you said …
Stop the Restaurant Slander!
OK, we get it. You’re angry. After numerous warnings and suspensions, you finally managed to get yourself fired from the restaurant. Now someone has to pay. The truth is, your …
Dangerous Lahaina Driver!
That was a very close call the other night in front of Lahaina Grill. You clipped my open passenger door, and ended up pulling off a piece of the door. …
Teens Party On South Maui Beach!
This goes out to those six drunken jerks who were partying like college kids on a South Maui beach late one night. Not only did you make complete asses of …
Abandoned Puppies!
To the person who left a box of three-day old puppies on the side of the road in a cardboard box. Really!? Have you no soul? You could have taken …
