Articles in Eh Brah
Eh Brah: Dead Sea Turtle In Kahakuloa
Found on the road to Kahakuloa: one dead green sea turtle, speared in the head. Wanted: The loser who did this to die in the same sick and painful way. …
Activity Guys Should Love The Reef
Eh activity guys: You all say you’re concerned about marine life. How about all of the sunscreen your customers are wearing while snorkeling? Or how about your customers stepping on …
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To the people I keep seeing who take advantage of service animal certifications: You should all be ashamed of taking advantage of a program that is specifically designed for people …
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To the tone deaf bagpiper who chooses to blow his pipes Upcountry in the late afternoon and into the evening: there’s nothing like sitting outside in the fresh air, enjoying …
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To the jerk fisherman who leaves his old baited hooks 10 feet from a trash can: Thanks to you my morning beach time with my dog turned into emergency vet …
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To the guy who tried to steal my blue nose brindle pitbull: Who do you think you are to try and steal my dog right out of my blue Honda …
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To the heartless person that hit and killed two sweet chihuahuas on Makawao Avenue right in front of the vet’s office. I know it was an accident, but the fact …
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To the man driving lifted truck, trucker arm out the window, scanning the horizon (or parking lot) for a hot piece of arse. While you’re so busy looking cool as …
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I know you’re proud of your diesel monster truck. It’s big, brash and could make pancakes out of lesser machines that might attempt to share the road. If you need …
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Hey you, middle-aged frumpy gal: You sit on your lanai and chain-smoke all day which means all of your neighbors have to smell your nasty cigarette smoke. We also love …
