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Eh Tablet Thief!
To the thief who stole my tablet outside Maui Coffee Roasters: please do what’s pono and turn it back in as lost. No questions asked. I’m a single mama with few possessions, and that
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Stop Invading My Personal Space!
Have you ever heard of personal space? My husband, son and I were down the street from our house watching the sunset. We were the first to arrive, so we grabbed a prime spot
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Eh Soulless Neighbor!
You are a soulless human and I’m willing to bet that all those who know you will agree with me. I learned of your complete lack of soul when you called to lecture me
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Eh Lost Wallet Returner!
I’d like to send a big mahalo to the guy who returned my wallet to me at Mana Foods. Not only did you navigate the chaos of that store to track me down and
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Eh Loud Dog Owner!
Your dog barks every morning around 5am. Yes, Sundays too. This has woken us from a dead sleep for the last six months. Why do you put your dog out just before the garbage
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Eh Bad Bank!
You are really ripping people off here in Hawaii. I put a few thousand dollars in a savings account in your bank. For that, you gave me just 42 cents interest for six month’s
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Eh Junk Truck Guy!
Eh brah: Isn’t it bad enough that you have no self-respect, which you show everyone around you by driving around in the filthiest, run-down truck imaginable? Why do you have to make things worse
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Eh Kahului TSA Agents!
Eh TSA agents in Kahului: thanks for teaming up with the state and the county to make me miss my flight to Oahu. Really, good job! Well done! I, a disabled veteran, had to
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Eh Rotten Ex-Husband!
First you texted your wife (while she’s on mainland watching the grandkids so your daughter can complete her last year of college) that that you’re having an affair. You gave her false hopes that
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Eh Violent Boat Worker!
So I finally got a day off with my two kids and had the time to take them on a whale watch. It’s bad enough that almost everything we get from TV is mainland
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