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To the thief who stole my tablet outside Maui Coffee Roasters: please do what’s pono and turn it back in as lost. No questions asked. I’m a single mama with few possessions, and that
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Have you ever heard of personal space? My husband, son and I were down the street from our house watching the sunset. We were the first to arrive, so we grabbed a prime spot
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You are a soulless human and I’m willing to bet that all those who know you will agree with me. I learned of your complete lack of soul when you called to lecture me
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I’d like to send a big mahalo to the guy who returned my wallet to me at Mana Foods. Not only did you navigate the chaos of that store to track me down and
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Your dog barks every morning around 5am. Yes, Sundays too. This has woken us from a dead sleep for the last six months. Why do you put your dog out just before the garbage
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Eh Car Sticker Thief!
Wassup with the punks hanging around the public parking lot in Paia ripping stickers off locals’ cars? Do the brainless wonders have nuthin’ bettah to do? I stopped by da other day to support
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Eh Shirtless Punk!
To the shirtless punk who jumped out of his car at Maui Mall and tried to call out my nephew: Best check yourself, homie. Just because you took your shirt off and stuck your
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Eh Mean Tire Guys!
Just wanted to pass on a big Mahalo to the tire guys who scared my young daughter the other morning. We were just using one of the many, many empty parking spaces in front
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Eh Greedy Veterinarian!
To the veterinarian who refused to care for my dog for less than a $700 fee, which included a lot of services that she didn’t need: thanks to you, I found a vet who
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Eh Fishing Hog!
Eh brah–Did you know that the beaches here are for everybody to share? I’ve watched you down at the Maui Lu beach seven days a week, running at least five fishing poles. You’re taking
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Eh Discriminating Resort!
On Thanksgiving, my husband was seized and interrogated at a resort just as he came out of the elevator. He was apparently not “looking” like he fit in. This was the second time he
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Eh Rude Driver Who Hates Handicapped People!
To the young woman in the white truck who sarcastically yelled, “That’s it; take your time” at me as I was crossing South Kihei Road at Lipoa Street: As it happens, I have a
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Eh Surf Board Thief!
Eh surf board thief: what’s up? You stole my 8’11” lime green Jimmy Lewis standup paddle board off my truck in the middle of the afternoon. You’re an idiot–it was like stealing a green
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Too Much Whale Day Trash!
Whale Day is about helping people understand the aina and its wildlife and how better to protect all that we hold dear. So when I came out of my house across from the library
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Worst Neighbor Ever!
I took my garbage out last night and once again, the can was overflowing with your trash. Then again, I’m not sure why this angered me, since you also use my garbage can, park
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