Articles in Eh Brah
Eh Brah! Slap Unhappy
You hit me. I have been waiting tables for a long time and don’t even like it when a customer touches me to get my attention when a simple “excuse …
Eh Brah: Ban Booty Dancing!
Does anyone care about what’s going on at these Upcountry youth dances? Booty dancing is the only way they dance. What’s booty dancing, you ask? It’s a standing lap-dance where …
Flipping the Bird at Sign Wavers
To the sleazy campaign presentation that I am forced to drive by every morning on the way to work: Gross. What does this same-shirt-wearing popularity contest have to do with …
Eh Brah! Tired of Bike Thieves
To the local boys skating in the park in Kihei: WTF? My friend: New-to-the-island haole kid trying to fit in. You: Six guys claiming my friend stole your bike. Dude, …
Eh Brah! Humps in the Night
These walls are thin. You know it because you hear my children screaming and giggling and banging their toys on the floor all day. We know it because we hear …
Eh Brah! Piiholo Plunderers
To the rip-offs of Pi‘iholo: Leave us all alone! What kind of freaks are you? Really now, first you break into my house, ransack it, take my things and break …
Eh Brah! Can’t Harley Wait?
This one is for the Hells Angels wannabe who almost killed me in a head-on collision: I know you’re bad-ass, with your handlebar mustache and your big motorcycle and everything, …
Confessions of a (VD Infected) Cheater
OK, here goes: She’s sleeping around on you, dude. With me. And at least two other guys. And I have VD. Not one of the really bad ones, but an …
Eh Brah! Sprays Criticism At An Upcountry Tagger
This goes out to the Upcountry Crip who has been throwing up all the lame tags. Seriously, I know it’s tough representing the mean streets of Kula and you have …
Eh Brah! Tees Off On An Impatient Golfer
Eh Mr. Angry Golfer Man: Guess you didn’t get da memo that we go at a different speed here. You roll up to the shave-ice stand with your snot-nosed grandkid …
