Tag archive for Ron Pitts
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Annual MauiTime Eh Brah Issue: Damn, Our Readers Hate Traffic!
More than half of drivers in Hawaii believe that people on the road are not as courteous as they were just five years ago, reports a new survey commissioned by First Insurance Company. What’s
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Eh Brah! Stop Hogging The Kula Tennis Courts!
Players at the Kula Tennis Courts: we have just as much right to play on courts as you do. You don’t own them, they are public courts. So please stop harassing us when we
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Sideswiped in Kahului!
This is for the ass who sideswiped me as I was riding my bike one recent morning on Dairy Road in Kahului. You were leaving the parking lot next to McDonald’s with your phone
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Eh Brah: No Filming While Driving!
To the dude who thought he was ‘driving’ the black Mustang convertible down South Kihei Road: I know that you know the law says you can’t use the phone for texting and calling while
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Eh Brah! Locker Room Pigs!
Why is it that every time you guys come into the gym to use the sauna and locker room it’s always a pig sty after you leave? It’s OK if you live this way
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Stop the Restaurant Slander!
OK, we get it. You’re angry. After numerous warnings and suspensions, you finally managed to get yourself fired from the restaurant. Now someone has to pay. The truth is, your former employer dealt with
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Stop Yelling At Your Beautiful Girlfriend!
Eh Brah! You look really cool yelling at your beautiful girlfriend in public. It really makes you look like you’re in control of your pathetic, plaid wearing, illiterate, comb-less life of yours. It’s no
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Eh Brah!
Hey you, middle-aged frumpy gal: You sit on your lanai and chain-smoke all day which means all of your neighbors have to smell your nasty cigarette smoke. We also love watching you fling your
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Eh Brah!
A smash and grab on a fruit stand cash box? That’s low, brah. The guy sells huge, buttery avos for 50 cents and starfruit for a dime. I could get a bag of fruit
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Eh Brah!
We were walking from the Paia parking lot toward Mana Foods on the sidewalk. You were smiling and making eye contact, walking toward us with your adorable lab-type puppy on a leash. I start
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